High Horse Coffee $2 Bumper Sticker
Stick one of these to your car, computer or forehead and let everyone know you are fueled with a premium roasted coffee. That you only drink the best and you deserve the best. Because you are doing this life thing perfectly and all people should bow and listen to your many wise words... or alternatively you could use them to cover up a paint chip... whatever.
They come in 3" x 3" and 3.5" x 7.5" of all kinds of awesome.